Friday, 12 December 2008

Cracker jokes

Yesterday I was told my first Christmas Cracker joke of the year:

  • "What do you call a man with a spade?" Doug.
  • "What do you call a man without a spade?" Douglas.

I can only think of one cracker joke related to cycling:

  • "Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?" Because it is two tyred.

There must be more, and probably better: so your suggestions are invited.

1 comment:

Mark Williamson said...

In the spirit of your Doug jokes, I got this one from a friend - seems a bit longwinded for a cracker. But is the same kind of humour ;-)

What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward.

What do you call a man with two planks on his head? Edward Wood.

What do you call a man with three planks on his head? Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four planks on his head? I don't know ... but Edward Woodward Would.