Monday 14 June 2010

Real cyclists... according to Google

Real cyclists wear jerseys
Real cyclists ride in the rain
Real cyclists ride in the hills
Real cyclists wear padded shorts
Real cyclists ride touring bikes
Real cyclists never walk anywhere
Real cyclists don't walk up hills
Real cyclists don't wear earphones
Real cyclists don't wear underwear
Real cyclists always pedal down hill
Real cyclists never use the bike path
Real cyclists don't have squeaky chains
Real cyclists don't strap cars to bikes
Real cyclists don't take the winter off
Real cyclists ride their bikes every day
Real cyclists wear caps instead of helmets
Real cyclists always track-stand to the right
Real cyclists don't ride because it's healthy, they ride because they have to

and

Real cyclists don't post threads like this

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