"Sometimes when you are in the dressing room before going on, you look around and think 'There's Mick, there's Charlie, there's Ron. All right?... There's me. And you suddenly think, Is that all there is? Where's the one that knows everything?" Keith Richards 1994. Lifted from "Stone Me, the Wit and Wisdom of Keith Richards, by Mark Blake.
I've got a teleconference scheduled for tomorrow that's going to be just like that.