- I've had a rotten day...
- ...but I'll soon be home
- Crikey, I didn't notice that cyclist on the roundabout
- OMG, I'm going too fast, and I'm going to plough straight into him
- Thank goodness, he's getting out of the way
- Blimey, that was a bit close for comfort
- Sorry, mate, I didn't see you
In retrospect it was almost funny, but it could have been a real mess.