- "What do you call a man with a spade?" Doug.
- "What do you call a man without a spade?" Douglas.
I can only think of one cracker joke related to cycling:
- "Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?" Because it is two tyred.
There must be more, and probably better: so your suggestions are invited.
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In the spirit of your Doug jokes, I got this one from a friend - seems a bit longwinded for a cracker. But is the same kind of humour ;-)
What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Edward.
What do you call a man with two planks on his head? Edward Wood.
What do you call a man with three planks on his head? Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man with four planks on his head? I don't know ... but Edward Woodward Would.
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